Friday, June 07, 2019

Babylon Bee: Earth cools due to Bill Nye’s ego - Denyse O'Leary

Are you familiar with the Babylon Bee, a Christian satire site?

We noticed the trend about three years ago, but it really accelerated over the past few months,” an EPA representative told reporters. “After controlling for solar activity and weather patterns, we determined that the biggest factor is the exponential growth in Bill Nye’s self-admiration. His expansive, pretentious hubris now casts a shadow large enough to shield most of the Earth from the warming effects of the sun.”

See also: Bill Nye as “a terrible spokesman for science”

“Neil DeGrasse Tyson” Debuts At The Babylon Bee In An Op-Ed

Note: Things are so crazy that the Bee has actually been fact-checked by over-earnest fact-checking sites. As if.

1 comment:

Peter Black said...

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